A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid Fuckin Questions A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life Or That I Believe In It Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That I'm Actually Gonna Do It Or That I Believe In It Well Shit If You Believe That Then I'll Kill You You Know Why Cuz I'm A Criminal Criminal You God Damn Right I'm A Criminal Yeah I'm A Criminal Eminem My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge That'll Stab You In The Head Whether You're A Fag Or Lez Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer's Yes Homophobic Nah You're Just Heterophobic Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh That's My Motherfuckin Balls You'd Better Let Go Of Em They Belong In My Scrotum You'll Never Get Hold Of Em Hey It's Me Versace Whoops Somebody Shot Me And I Was Just Checkin The Mail Get It Checkin The 'male' How Many Records You Expectin To Sell After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To 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You Eminem Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It So I'll Be Disguised In It And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It I'll Hide For Five Minutes Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets This Puppy's Lucky I Didn't Blast His Ass Yet If I Ever Gave A Fuck I'd Shave My Nuts Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck You Motherfuckin Chickens Ain't Brave Enough To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass And If It's Not A Rapper That I Make It As Bi'ma Be A Fuckin Rapist In A Jason Mask Chorus 2x I'm A Criminal Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One I'm A Criminal Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One I'm A Criminal Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One I'm A Criminal Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One I'm A Criminal
